Okay, so nearly a week into this website/blog/dumpster fire and I’d like to share with you what I’ve learned
- Making a million dollars a week from posting captions and erotica isn’t easy.
- I thought by now I’d have ‘Fuck you money’ and be swimming in gold-digging pussy, penis, and anus. Turns out, the only change in my sex life is increased masturbation and the only financial windfall I’ve had is that penny I stole off a seat at the laundry mat when it fell out of some old lady’s fanny pack
- The writing schedule I set for myself of six new chapters a week, across three different books might be untenable.
- Yesterday was supposed to be a new chapter of a Consensual Non Consent Girl Plays Quaterback and today is supposed to be a new chapter of Dead Dog Girls Don’t Bark. We’ll see how that all goes. But Magic 9-Ball says: “ARE YOU KIDDING ME. SiX CHAPTERS A WEEK? STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.” Magic 9-Ball is a hater though. So we’ll do our best to prove Magic 9 ball wrong. Stay tuned.
- I can post about anything I want to.
- It’s tempting to post about whatever comes to mind. But I have a fucked up mind and I imagine people come here for captions and sexy stories. Not to hear my opinions on the religious merits of a Big Mac. Still, it’s tempting to just spout off…
Okay, boys and girls back to writing. Back to caption making. Hopefully, good things will happen on both of those fronts.
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